Yes it's true I have a near death experience at least once a day and my kids and animals are the reason. I could post more than five, but I'll keep it simple. Let's take a look at the evidence:
5. My cats lay in the middle of the floor and I swear they laugh as I trip over them!!!!!!
4. My kids bring home every germ known to man from the germ infested pit they call a school. (Of course this could be a good thing, building the immune system you know)
3. Toys on the stairs. To think before I had kids I thought this only happened in movies and Tv, nope I have had roller skates in the middle of the stairway just waiting to be slide on.
2. My son's a preteen, enough said!
1. Giving me a heart attack when they injured themselves everyday. I have to debate an ER trip at least once a month. Yes I truly believe they jump off of swing sets, picnic tables, and anything else they can climb on with the intent to kill me. Then I get the famous what Mom it seemed like fun at the time.
So if it's been a while and you haven't heard from me chances are someone or something in my house has succeeded in their attempts on my life. (Or it could be I just have a broken bone or head injury.) Whatever may come to be you all know who did it ;)
Written by Stephanie in a hurry as I am keeping a toddler from jumping off a table
5. My cats lay in the middle of the floor and I swear they laugh as I trip over them!!!!!!
4. My kids bring home every germ known to man from the germ infested pit they call a school. (Of course this could be a good thing, building the immune system you know)
3. Toys on the stairs. To think before I had kids I thought this only happened in movies and Tv, nope I have had roller skates in the middle of the stairway just waiting to be slide on.
2. My son's a preteen, enough said!
1. Giving me a heart attack when they injured themselves everyday. I have to debate an ER trip at least once a month. Yes I truly believe they jump off of swing sets, picnic tables, and anything else they can climb on with the intent to kill me. Then I get the famous what Mom it seemed like fun at the time.
So if it's been a while and you haven't heard from me chances are someone or something in my house has succeeded in their attempts on my life. (Or it could be I just have a broken bone or head injury.) Whatever may come to be you all know who did it ;)
Written by Stephanie in a hurry as I am keeping a toddler from jumping off a table
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